Skirt is Neither Sick Nor Absent

I had a Bridget Jones moment this week. I really wish it could have been my incredibly hot British boss sexually harassing me, but alas it was my female boss who is overweight. She didn't sexually harass me but did however call me over to her and let me know that my dress was too short. Listen folks, I work around pubescent middle school boys and am not about to go waltzing into school with my boob tube on. What some do not realize is that there are white girls out there with ghetto booty's and I am one of these so called girls. This makes the back of the dress/skirt rise up a bit more in the back thus making it look as if my dress/skirt is too short. I trotted my happy self over to her as she mouthed to me that my dress was too short. To which I replied, "REALLY?" I told her I wouldn't wear it again and secretly planned on it anyway.

The school system I work for is trying their hardest to enforce a dress code policy for teachers. The dress code states that we are not allowed to show distrative or obscene tattoos. There are many other stipulations for pants, dress length, and piercing. This has been quite difficult as I am well very tattooed and apparently like to show a little leg. So instead of the schools enforcing the policy the big guys have stepped up to do it. So basically everyone is scared shit less thinking the big kahunas are going to tell them their teachers look like sluts and bikers. I have tried to be smart about this from the beginning covering up as many of the tats as possible. It has started to grow incredibly hard as I well, get more.

So I guess I just need to keep all of my scandalous clothing for the weekends. This skirt is going to be out sick.